Post by Don Smith on Aug 4, 2013 14:39:29 GMT -5
I have compiled the top three reasons peoples don't respect BUCKHORN ARMS. There are lots more but I can't list them all do to time restraints and willpower.
1. I don't know if you have had the honer of standing next to a member of the BUCKHORN ARMS but once is enough to burn the memory into your mind forever. BUCKHORN ARMS make country boys look like wall street investors in suits and ties. No BUCKHORN ARMS with any self respect takes more then one shower a month and some of the top guys haven't in years. The club believes that power = power. So the stronger you smell the stronger you are on the table. In a weird way is true, as sometimes the smell is so overpowering that opponents of the club have to hold their breath just to grip up with the Club.
2. The BUCKHORN ARMS never use toilets, EVER. IF you ask them about it they will tell you, if you are doing natures business then you should do it in nature. I am tired of stepping outside at a tournament and seeing a member of the club squatting down between two cars doing number two.
3. If you ever get invited to The BUCKHORN ARMS tournament hotel after parties you would be wise to politely decline. The parties start out fine but before long you have Joel Goodsell doing shots from Guy Windover's navel. Clothes start to come off and spitting contests begins. Whatever fits through the window goes out the window. Including the bed. After all they need the room. The streaking, poo throwing contest, and of coarse the fire, is when the police show up. You had better have left by this point because the last thing you want is a night in jail with a member of the BUCKHORN ARMS. You have been warned.
1. I don't know if you have had the honer of standing next to a member of the BUCKHORN ARMS but once is enough to burn the memory into your mind forever. BUCKHORN ARMS make country boys look like wall street investors in suits and ties. No BUCKHORN ARMS with any self respect takes more then one shower a month and some of the top guys haven't in years. The club believes that power = power. So the stronger you smell the stronger you are on the table. In a weird way is true, as sometimes the smell is so overpowering that opponents of the club have to hold their breath just to grip up with the Club.
2. The BUCKHORN ARMS never use toilets, EVER. IF you ask them about it they will tell you, if you are doing natures business then you should do it in nature. I am tired of stepping outside at a tournament and seeing a member of the club squatting down between two cars doing number two.
3. If you ever get invited to The BUCKHORN ARMS tournament hotel after parties you would be wise to politely decline. The parties start out fine but before long you have Joel Goodsell doing shots from Guy Windover's navel. Clothes start to come off and spitting contests begins. Whatever fits through the window goes out the window. Including the bed. After all they need the room. The streaking, poo throwing contest, and of coarse the fire, is when the police show up. You had better have left by this point because the last thing you want is a night in jail with a member of the BUCKHORN ARMS. You have been warned.
